I would find myself cheapened, almost whored out if I wrote a review of the inappropriately named Graveyard Classics 2 by Six Feet Under. If you want to find a review of a sub-par band, covering a sub-par full album (albeit classic), you can look at many other fine publications that have destroyed this awful release, and I feel that I can not listen to it, and stand by the opinions of my fellow writers in the metal community.

I am issuing a restraining order against this band for the sake of all metal-dom. They cannot come within one hundred feet of a cover song. I am also issuing a tempory restraining order, which states that they cannot play metal until serving two hundred hours of community service, as penance for their offenses.Caveat emptor



2004 Metal Blade Records