This self-proclaimed fish-metal band turned out in full force, launching an aural offense that greatly disturbed the small
baptist church they played in. Molesting the unsophisticated ears of "scene kids", who greatly misunderstood the onslaught
of the krayken, the true beast ofthe sea.
Thus I proclaim them guilty of assult and molestation, and proclaim that they should continue these acts as a service
to the public. The only offenders within these walls where those that did not bow to the mighty sea gods.
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